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It’s the 30th of November.

Rejoice!

The Lord is nigh!

It’s the first Sunday of Advent.

The first candle is burning.

And the last time I checked,

So is the world.

It’s the seventh of December.

Be happy!

The Lord is nigh!

Buy more Christmas presents.

The second candle is burning.

And the world

Is still burning.

.

It’s the 14th of December.

The excitement is real!

The Lord is nigh.

I hope you spent all your money

On Amazon.

The third candle is burning.

If you receive

A parcel from Amazon

And you don’t like what you got,

Just send it back.

Amazon

Will burn it.

.

It’s the 21st of December.

Almost there!

The Lord is nigh!

The fourth candle is burning.

And in Palestine,

Ukraine, Sudan,

And a lot of other places

Around the world,

People

are burning too.

.

It’s the 24th of December.

Merry Christmas!

What a holy night!

All candles are burning.

Unfortunately,

God in heaven

is very far away.

And hell is empty.

The devils

Are all here.

Donald, Benjamin, Vladimir,

Xi, Elon, and Jeff

Wish you

Happy holidays!

.

It’s the 31st of December.

We made it!

Happy New Year!

Let’s blow out the candles.

It’s time

For Fireworks!

But don’t forget:

The world

continues burning.

Perhaps next year,

The world won’t burn anymore.

Because then

We will have managed

To burn

It all

To the ground.

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