It’s the 30th of November.
Rejoice!
The Lord is nigh!
It’s the first Sunday of Advent.
The first candle is burning.
And the last time I checked,
So is the world.
It’s the seventh of December.
Be happy!
The Lord is nigh!
Buy more Christmas presents.
The second candle is burning.
And the world
Is still burning.
.
It’s the 14th of December.
The excitement is real!
The Lord is nigh.
I hope you spent all your money
On Amazon.
The third candle is burning.
If you receive
A parcel from Amazon
And you don’t like what you got,
Just send it back.
Amazon
Will burn it.
.
It’s the 21st of December.
Almost there!
The Lord is nigh!
The fourth candle is burning.
And in Palestine,
Ukraine, Sudan,
And a lot of other places
Around the world,
People
are burning too.
.
It’s the 24th of December.
Merry Christmas!
What a holy night!
All candles are burning.
Unfortunately,
God in heaven
is very far away.
And hell is empty.
The devils
Are all here.
Donald, Benjamin, Vladimir,
Xi, Elon, and Jeff
Wish you
Happy holidays!
.
It’s the 31st of December.
We made it!
Happy New Year!
Let’s blow out the candles.
It’s time
For Fireworks!
But don’t forget:
The world
continues burning.
Perhaps next year,
The world won’t burn anymore.
Because then
We will have managed
To burn
It all
To the ground.